For those who might be wondering, the Tooth Fairy does, in fact, make the trip to India. Though she (he?) must’ve stopped at an ATM before entering Indian airspace or she never would’ve made it on time. And the rupee-to-quarter exchange rate was a little off, I think.
Now, of course, the big question is about Santa Claus. But surely if the Tooth Fairy can make the trip, then Santa can too, right? And if he can make the trip, he must be able to determine who’s being naughty and who’s being nice – even all the way in India – right?